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I've lived a lot of masters throughout
history.

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Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

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Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

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Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

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Genie, genie from down under.

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Make my wish come true.

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Dream on.

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Teeny, teeny from down under.

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I wish you'd do what I want you to.

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Oh, yeah, all right.

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Teeny from down under.

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I wished for one. Here's your toast.
Light brown on the inside, white on the

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outside, buttered to the edges, just the
way you like it.

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I'm very lucky to have a magic opal.

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And I do try not to take it for granted.

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And what sort of exotic look would
Mamsel care for today?

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Oh, I don't know. It's so hard to decide
how I feel.

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I can imagine. You must be exhausted.

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I wish you'd show me some alternatives.

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When one has a magic opal, one doesn't
need to be bothered doing all those

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tedious things that average people have
to do.

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That's it.

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Now, you.

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It's ridiculous.

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I love my jeans, which holds the mundane
side of my confidence.

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Does Mamsel feel she's getting un petit
lazy these days?

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Lazy? Moi?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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If you're any larger, you'd be getting
enough to do your breathing for you.

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That's it.

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That's the one.

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Now, I wish you'd clean my teeth.

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You see, I've got so much more time to
concentrate on the important...

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Did you get your own

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breakfast? Good morning. You are a dear.

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See, it was nothing.

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Good morning.

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Oh, what a beautiful day for the garden.

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Mummy, you don't think I'm becoming a
little obsessed with the garden?

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You'd better be careful, otherwise you
might turn into Australian.

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Oh, really, darling?

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She'll be right, mate. No worries. Oh.

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You know it's Mother's Day next Sunday?

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Yes. Wouldn't your mother be impressed
if you gave her breakfast in bed?

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Yes, sure she would.

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It's ours, Conrad.

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By rights, that apple is ours.

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If we had it, we'd be having nothing but
good luck.

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Yes.

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Hello.

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I don't suppose this is where we sign on
for the tour?

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Ah, it certainly is.

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But, of course, this is the busy time of
the year for us. I knew we should have

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signed up earlier. Oh, you should have.
There's only six of us, but you probably

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haven't got room for us all.

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I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll just
make an inquiry with my... Tireless

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booking classes here for any
cancellations. Trish?

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Trish?

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Trish!

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Have any cancellations for the
forthcoming outback experience?

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How can there be any cancellations when
there are no bookings?

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You are very, very lucky people, aren't
you? As it happens, I can fit the six of

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you on the next tour.

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Trish will sign you up. She is the
tourist liaison officer.

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Sign them up, Trish, for an experience
they will never forget.

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Well, they've certainly come to the
right place.

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Otto!

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I've got an idea. I know how to get the
opal off Penelope. Just look at those

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two twins.

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They gave me an idea.

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Two opals. Get an identical opal.
Trouble with hers. She will not know the

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difference. Stupid idea, Conrad. Never
worth it.

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Come on, think about it. It'll work. All
right, look, just leave the thinking to

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me. Give the pen opal.

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Hello.

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I'm Rodney, Lord Accrington Smythe. You
look familiar. I'm trying to get to

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town's dowry.

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Ah, well, you've come to the right
place, Your Highness. Just so happens I

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one first -class seat available on the
next tour. Oh, capital!

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What's the difference between first
-class and second -class?

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You get a cushion in third.

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Oh, do I? You look like you're enjoying
yourself.

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I really feel like I'm getting in touch
with the earth. Yes, I can see that.

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I wish we had some visitors.

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Go stop, mate. Town's down.

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Not bad, only four chucks is gone.

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A bucket, Trish.

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Lucky I went first. No worries. Might
look after a satisfied customer,

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I'm not a worshipper. I'm a human being.

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I don't believe it.

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Hello, Diana.

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Bubbles, what on earth are you doing
here?

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I was just passing by, so I thought I
might drop in.

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Oh, dear.

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So I just couldn't stop thinking about
you. You know how I feel about you,

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Diana. Then it suddenly occurred to me,
I was sitting around with a bunch of

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other chaps, being completely and
utterly... Open. Well, open, yes, open.

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About how feelings, trying to get in
contact with my inner chap, and then it

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struck me, actions speak louder than
words. So I've come all the way to

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Australia, Diana, to tell you that I'm
prepared to meet you halfway.

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Halfway would be India bubbled.

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I don't know about any of you, but this
to me is hell on earth.

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I don't think they're happy all right.
And that man, that monster.

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Don't worry about it, Trish. They love
me.

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Besides, they've already paid for it.
You can say that again.

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Besides, they've already paid for it.

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You get it?

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Sleep tight, Miss Penelope.

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And don't forget, Mother's Day the day
after tomorrow. I hope you've got your

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mother a nice present.

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Of course I haven't.

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Don't worry.

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Good girl.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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What did you get for your mum?

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Well, I haven't actually got it yet, but
there's no rush.

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I'll think of something and then you can
get it for me.

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Now, I wish to fall into a deep sleep
immediately and wake up at exactly 8

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.45am, not a second before or after.

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And I wish to dream about being on a
desert island.

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I didn't think being a chain could be
this boring, Dad.

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Oh, some days you get to magic up a
medieval castle or a volcano.

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Or even a giant squid in somebody's
underpants.

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At the moment, we're just going through
a bit of a dull patch.

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We're disturbing him, Baz. He's
obviously very busy.

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Well, I suppose you must be wondering
why I was in Penelope's room then.

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OK,

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I just want to... Blank. We were just
trying to explain. I know, you must be

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wondering. I'd be wondering too, you
know. Take me there.

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Playing practical jokes on Miss Penelope
at this hour of night.

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Off you go, out. I was just talking to
Bruce and Beth.

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Oh, come along.

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I reckon I might get a bit of shut -eye.

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Touch a few zairs, hit that snooze
button. You know, that apple doesn't

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you, if you know what I mean. I know
what you mean. You're going to bed.

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Oh,

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where

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did you two come from? Now, shh.

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Lord Accrington's noise resting in
there.

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I wish he was up and about again.

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No! Please don't put me back on the bus.
I'm allergic to autos. I promise I'll

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be good.

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No more bus.

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All right, Your Lordship. Everything's
going to be fine.

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Now let me tuck you in. No more bus.

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Conrad. I'm a genius.

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Look. The opal. But how did you... I
almost had it, but you took it off me.

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Well, I took it off her.

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Remember what I want. I don't get it.

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I'd love to buy the Leicester Opal's
back where it belongs.

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When our ancestor, Hans von Leicester,
owned this, he was rich.

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This is our lucky charm.

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Mark my words.

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Our luck is going to change.

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I don't believe it.

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They're late.

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Bruce, Bath, I wish you were here right
now.

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Mother's Day tomorrow.

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I hate the way these things sneak up on
you.

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You're the ladyship's favorite cake with
chocolate. Would you like a cake?

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No, thanks.

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I had a deepened oven to cook it in.

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Well, never.

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Wish I had a degree in physics to work
the thing.

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I had to come with the oven. A degree in
physics.

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Whatever will they think of next?

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What am I going to do about Bobbles?

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He's come all this way to spend the day
with me.

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He wants to share his deeper thoughts
with me.

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You won't need a whole day to do that.

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Why aren't you obeying me?

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You're supposed to obey my every
command. I've been wishing myself silly

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there. Why haven't you been granting any
of my wishes?

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Well, I haven't heard you make any
wishes.

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Maybe the opal doesn't work anymore.

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the magic's just run out.

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I wish you'd bring me my tea and toast.

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Sorry, mate.

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You're going to have to help yourself.

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This is one of your tricks, isn't it?

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Son, how much magic's in that opal?

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Absolutely.

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gone. I'll have to do everything myself.

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That's about the size of it.

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It's a great day for the Thorn Moisties,
Conrad.

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Everything's going to be on me up and
up.

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You've never had two flecks before?

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You're very brave wearing that.

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Opals are supposed to be bad luck,
aren't they?

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Bad luck? A friend of mine had an opal.
He was killed by a falling meteorite.

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What happened to anyone?

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After he'd been hit by a bus.

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Honestly and truly, you hang around with
a pack of losers.

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This just happens to be a very lucky
opal.

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to spend the day together, but... Maybe
a couple of days, Diana. I can't tell

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you how much I'm dreading getting back
on that beastly bar.

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Please help us.

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We're having a terrible trip, and we
need a spokesman.

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Diana, I'm afraid I won't be able to
spend the day with you.

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These people need me.

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Sometimes a chap has to do what a chap
has to do.

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Are you going to make a Mother's Day
card for tomorrow?

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Yes, it's going to be very special.

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That'll be your ladyship's cake.

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I wish I could rely on that self
-raising flower.

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Oh, you declare the wonders of modern
science.

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I thought I told you to check the
spares. I thought you were going to

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spares. If I'd have checked the spares,
I both wouldn't have been flat, would I?

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It must have been you who didn't check
them.

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Anyway, no matter.

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Any minute now, our luck is going to
change.

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I can feel it.

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Excuse me.

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My fellow Samaritans and I would like to
give you some feedback regarding the

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von Meister Outback experience.

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You're right, mate. Keep your
compliments.

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No worries. It's enough for us just to
see the smiles on your dials. Right,

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comrade? That's right.

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We are unhappy with the catering, the
accommodation, the transport, the lack

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air conditioning in the bus, the lack of
suspension underneath the bus, and as

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for your personal habits, we find them
quite disgusting.

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Your body odour makes you feel sick and
your language and general attitude leave

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a lot to be desired.

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You must land truly. You lot take the
clank for sheer whinging.

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Whinging? I can assure you there is
nothing wrong with my attitude.

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Now, apart from what you said, has
anyone got any genuine compliance?

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Say? I don't think last night was long
enough. The nights are much shorter than

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they are in England.

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You just don't get your money's worth as
far as sleep goes.

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Right. And your food.

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It's hardly fit for human consumption. I
mean, it's worse than what we get home

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in England.

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Oh, I'd better gutful. I'm Jackie, you
lot.

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Trish, come here.

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Now, Trish is in charge of the whinge
and pom department.

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I see faith department.

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Look to her. Shut up and do it.

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You fine?

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How's it going, pet?

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I've been trying to make a mother's day
card. I can't seem to get it. Right.

242
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,490
What's the big deal about Mother's Day?

243
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,010
Oh, it's just important.

244
00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:05,789
You're supposed to do nice things so
your mummy knows you love her.

245
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,730
Well, I love your mum more than Dad.

246
00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,139
Don't you, Dad?

247
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:14,869
Well... We could give you a hand.

248
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:17,969
But I don't have the magic powers
anymore.

249
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,489
Oh, we can still help you without it
being magic, right?

250
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,540
Right.

251
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:27,049
You think about music. Come on, Pen. We
can make a card that'll really impress

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your mother.

253
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:28,970
What do you reckon?

254
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:35,210
We'll make her a real Aussie Mother's
Day card. She'll love it.

255
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,000
Are you thinking about the opal?

256
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,160
And how much I've come to depend on it?

257
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,240
Hold out your hand, Ruth.

258
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Final test.

259
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,090
You can hold it.

260
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,120
So the magic really is gone?

261
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,550
Look, Penny.

262
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:59,070
Magic's a really tricky business. It
takes a long time to get used to it.

263
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There we are.

264
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,440
We don't have to think about it anymore.

265
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,350
We're on the path now.

266
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,940
We want our house!

267
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,430
We want our house!

268
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,220
This isn't solving anything.

269
00:18:19,221 --> 00:18:21,159
Let's just talk like civilized people.

270
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,420
Excuse me, I'm a lord and I'm British.
How much more civilized can you get?

271
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,319
I'm Otto's representative.

272
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,579
Anything you want to say to him, you can
say to me.

273
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,820
You want to kill him!

274
00:18:30,821 --> 00:18:32,819
He's in there.

275
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,870
In you go, lad.

276
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,650
They've gone!

277
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,940
A chap can run, but he can't hide from
justice.

278
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,790
hiding behind a bush.

279
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,960
There's no bush that bad.

280
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:29,899
You give them everything, but it's not
enough. They want more.

281
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,260
Look what I found.

282
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,550
Yeah,

283
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,890
it's a phony.

284
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,690
Must have been the one I left with
Penelope.

285
00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:43,919
What? Well, I was supposed to know
Mossop was going to spring me and get

286
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,380
real opal. But it's OK, because you got
the real one off Mossop.

287
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:52,079
Mossop? I got this one off Penelope.
When you took the opal off Penelope, did

288
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,599
you replace it with a phony one?

289
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,890
Of course I did. What do you think I am,
stupid?

290
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,780
I thought you said it was a bad idea.

291
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,940
I said it was a bad idea for you. It was
a good idea for me.

292
00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:04,959
Why don't we take these two opals and
ask Mossop if she wants to swap? You

293
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,400
two for one. What do you think?

294
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,800
Another stupid idea. It'll never work.

295
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,540
We've got the car fuel. It's great.

296
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,870
What do you think?

297
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,470
It's fantastic, isn't it? We've been up
all night finishing it.

298
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:22,820
It's, uh, very bizarre.

299
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,320
Is that when she likes it, Dad?

300
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,630
Thank you very much.

301
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,579
But even if I did like it, I couldn't
give it to Mummy.

302
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,140
It has to be something I've made.

303
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,080
What are you going to give her, then?

304
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,970
I don't know.

305
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,460
Penelope? Hello, Mummy.

306
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,690
Happy Mother's Day.

307
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,050
Oh.

308
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:58,230
I'm sorry I haven't got you a present,
but I...

309
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,610
I'm just helpless.

310
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,880
Penelope. No, I am.

311
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,760
I should have had one for you.

312
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,430
You're the best mum in the world, and I
do love you so much.

313
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:13,480
Oh, Penelope. This is the nicest
Mother's Day present you've ever given

314
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,300
Oh, it's you, Mr. Meister. Please come
in.

315
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,760
Miss, you've lost an hour.

316
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,900
I saw you looking particularly well this
morning.

317
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,230
What do you want?

318
00:21:29,231 --> 00:21:31,739
You know that opal I found in the
corridor yesterday?

319
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:35,820
Oh, yes, I meant to give that bug to Mr
Penelope. Oh, so you still got it? Yes,

320
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:36,910
right here.

321
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,060
Isn't that amazing? It's incredible.

322
00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,099
What is?

323
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:44,859
Well, I was looking through the paddock
and I found... Well, cut off my legs and

324
00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:48,499
call me shorty. You never told me that.
But look what I found in the shed last

325
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,550
night.

326
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,580
I'll be... Well, I'll be butted on both
sides.

327
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,140
There's three of them. What is going on
here?

328
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,790
Right now.

329
00:22:04,879 --> 00:22:07,440
How dare you over here like this in my
dining room?

330
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,770
I wish you two would just get out of
here.

331
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,700
Is that so, eh?

332
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,610
You'll always see this girl drop on your
head.

333
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,300
Get away, Gap.

334
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,899
On behalf of the oppressed tourists of
the world, Oh, she too should nick off

335
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,080
back to Pommie Land.

336
00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:33,990
We've got to say goodbye. We're going
back to England. Bye -bye, Martha. Bye,

337
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,640
Diana. Bye -bye, Penelope.

338
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,200
All right, lads.

339
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:38,750
Let's move out.

340
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:39,950
Yeah, yeah.

341
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,820
But we'll be getting off too.

342
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,240
Oh, it's great to see you.

343
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,080
Penelope, wherever did you find it?

344
00:22:55,879 --> 00:22:59,279
Oh, it's nothing. I knew you wouldn't
like it. I tried. It's the most

345
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,080
extraordinary thing I've ever seen.

346
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:03,620
Likewise. That's why I hung it up.

347
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,600
Does that mean she likes it then?

348
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,670
Oh, yes.

349
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,730
It's quite superb.

350
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,300
In a naive, earthy kind of way.

351
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,220
It's a great work of art.

352
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,220
Well, you certainly won't take the opal
for granted now.

353
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,560
But I, I don't have the real one.

354
00:23:24,699 --> 00:23:25,749
Now I have nothing.

355
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,450
But look at the picture they made for
mummy.

356
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,740
You can achieve something with nothing.

357
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,710
But you can achieve a lot more with a
genie and a magic opal.

358
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,720
If you know the opal's magic.

359
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:48,460
I'm the genie. You're the master.

360
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,559
That's right.

361
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,610
I'm the master.

362
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,880
You're my genie. You belong to me. Yes.

363
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,040
I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

364
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:02,880
Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

365
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,400
Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

366
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:12,180
Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

367
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:19,360
Genie, genie, from down under, make my
wish come true.

368
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,850
Dream on.

369
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:25,240
Genie, genie from down under.

370
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,140
I wish you'd do what I want you to.

371
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,610
Oh, yeah, all right.

372
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,220
Genie from down under.

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